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    冷笑話

    今天看了幾個很猛的冷笑話,放上來跟喜歡冷笑話的人分享一下!
     
    去吃饺子,老板说有5块的,6块的,10块的,问小明要哪种. 小明問:6块的多少钱?
     
     
    一只小蜈蚣心情不好, 他爸爸问:你怎么了? 小蜈蚣说:我说了怕你受不了。 爸爸:你说吧,我受得了。 小蜈蚣于是摆动着他那100多条腿说:六一了我想买匡威鞋。
     
     
    “今天早上地铁里,我差点被挤成照片...” “照片有什么可怕的 可怕的是和恶心的男人搞成合影!”
     
     
    数字军团和字母军团打了起来,数字头领0说:“1、3,你们组成B,潜入字母军团!”过了 一会,只见1、3两人头破血流地回来了,说:“头领!装B被发现了!”
     
     
    提问:为什么穿山甲一直在挖地 回答:在找穿山乙。。。
     
     
    一天,茄子走在大街,忽然打了一个很大的喷嚏。它抹了把鼻涕生气地说:“可恶!又有人拍集体照了!”
     
     
    夫:“你跟谁在门口站着谈了三个多小时? ”妻:“邻居张太太。”夫:“怎么不请人家进来坐坐?”妻:“她说没有时间。”
     
     
    “你知道达尔文吗?”一边在看冷笑话的女友突然问道。“当然知道。”小强的语调十分自信,“我还学过两年,比英文难学多啦!”
     
     
    樱子跟小强说:“今天考试的时候我踢你一下,你就要给我瞄一下。”到了考试的时候,樱子踢了小强一下,小强便回答:喵!
     
     
     

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    童- -wrote:
    穿山甲很好笑..
    Aug. 11
    kary Cwrote:
    不怎么冷的..蛮好笑哈哈
    July 23
    無花 demonwrote:
    哈哈 我喜欢没时间那个
    July 10
    Sam Samwrote:
    大家一拍集体照都说:茄子~~~(有人想你了,说你了,你就会打喷嚏啊!)
    July 10
    茜 茜wrote:
    恩 同下。
    July 9
    kini ROwrote:
    茄子的是什么意思。。。
    July 7

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